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  A Simple Message About Life
 
 
I was sitting at a red-light yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti British-American slogans, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, gave me the finger, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, Man, that could have been me!

So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.




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