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  Bad for my Legs
 
 
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself and asks, "May I buy you a cocktail?"


"No thank you," Maxine replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."


"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"



"No, they spread."



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Contributor: Phunny
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