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  3 vampires
 
 
Three vampires go into a pub
The first vampire orders a pint of blood
The second vampire orders a pint of blood
The third vampire orders a pint of water.

As the three vampires sit down the two vampire ask the third,
"Why have you got a pint of water? Your a vampire for fuck sake!".

So the third vampire pulls out a used tampon from his pocket dips it in his water and replies
"Haven't you heard of a tea bag before?"


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Contributor: chris dixon
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