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  Doc, you gotta help me
 
 
Man goes to the doctor : Doc you GOTTA help me!

Doctor : What's wrong?

Man : Well, every morning my wife wakes me up with a blowjob, then i'll usually bang her before i leave for work.

Once at work, during the morning break, I always meet one of the interns in the copy room and we do it over the photocopy machine.

Then at lunch, I take my secretary to a hotel, and we screw for about an hour and a half.

During the afternoon break, it's back to the copy room, but with the receptionist, and she likes it up the ass.

Then when i get home, my wife greets me with a nice massage and handjob.

After dinner, we'll screw a couple of times before going to sleep.

Then it starts all over the next day.

Doctor : So what's the problem?

Man : It hurts when I jerk off.


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Contributor: Fish
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