Man goes to the doctor : Doc you GOTTA help me!
Doctor : What's wrong?
Man : Well, every morning my wife wakes me up with a blowjob, then i'll usually bang her before i leave for work.
Once at work, during the morning break, I always meet one of the interns in the copy room and we do it over the photocopy machine.
Then at lunch, I take my secretary to a hotel, and we screw for about an hour and a half.
During the afternoon break, it's back to the copy room, but with the receptionist, and she likes it up the ass.
Then when i get home, my wife greets me with a nice massage and handjob.
After dinner, we'll screw a couple of times before going to sleep.
Then it starts all over the next day.
Doctor : So what's the problem?
Man : It hurts when I jerk off.