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  Flat Tyre
 
 


An Aborigine was driving along the road when he suddenly noticed that one of his rear tyres had gone flat.



With a sigh and a curse he pulled over, got out the car jack and wheel brace and started undoing the nuts on the wheel.



Just after he started, a Subaru going along at high speed stopped in front of his car, brakes squealing.



Out hops a big Maori carrying a softball bat. The Maori proceeds to smash the side window of the Aborigine's car.



The Aborigine jumps up and starts yelling "what the fuck are you doing?"



The Maori says "Aw come on bro, if you’re taking the wheels, at least let me have the CD Player!"


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Contributor: Joker
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