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  WOMEN vs MEN
 
 
A little boy and little girl, around 6 years old are talking.

Just like all men, the little boy wants to impress the little girl.

He says, "I got a lollipop, for you", the little girl responds, "so what, I got a whole bag of candy".

The little boy, a bit exasperated, says "I got a quarter, for you", the little girl responds, "so what, I got a dollar".

Now, feeling some frustration, the little boy pulls down his pants, and points to his privates, and says to the little girl, "Hey, I have one of these", the little girl responds, "so what," pulls down her panties, points to her privates, and says, "I have one of these, and mummy said when I grow up, I get as many of those, as I want".



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