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  Pasta
 
 
Mamma was in the kitchen, busy preparing dinner when suddenly the newly wed daughter came rushing and complained....

mamma mamma Dino is got a very hairy hands....

mamma replied , Maria you go upstairs and make Dino happly, I make da pasta.

A moment later Maria appears agains and says mamma, mamma Dino is got a very hairy chest,
Mamma say Maria you go upstairs and make Dino happy I make da pasta......

meanwhile Dino been a one legged man removes his wooden leg and lies on the bed, Maria sees this and rushes to her mother and screams, mamma mamma Dino got a foot and a half, and mother say Maria you make da pasta and I maker Dino happy...


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