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Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several traffic lights.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day.

Ahmed says; ' Look at your sign, it says, I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'

'Aussies who see that do not feel as if they accomplish anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family whether they give you money or not!'

'Now look at my sign!'

So Hamid looks and Ahmed's sign reads, 'I only need another $10 to move back to Lebanon! '

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