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  Can I buy that?
 
 
The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the Celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal Climax, he saw a paparazzi photographer capturing the moment of the holy seed flying through the air. "Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't publish that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church".

"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure".

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of Three hundred thousand dollars.

The Pope then dried himself off and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good
camera" she said "how much did it cost you?"

"Three hundred thousand dollars." replied the Pope.



"Three hundred thousand dollars." said the housekeeper, "They must have seen you coming".


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