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  The way of men
 
 
A fleeing Taliban, desparate for water, was plodding along through the Afghan desert when he saw something off in the distance.

Hoping to find water he hurried towards the object only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water, but, would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.00."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water. I should kill you. But, I must find water first."

"OK, said the Jewish man, "it does not matter that you don't want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I'm bigger than that".

"If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom".

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your fucking brother won't let me in without a tie!"


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