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  I Don't often come here.
 
 
Last September, Kevin Rudd had his 49th Birthday. His wife Therese, thought that Kevin had been pushing himself too hard, especially because he was trying to become Leader of the Opposition, so for his birthday she decided to take him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Kev! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Rudd. "He's a member of the local branch of the Labor party." When they are seated, a waitress asks Kevin if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser." "She's a waitress at parliament house and I guess works here as well."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Kevin, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Kev. Want your usual table
dance, big boy?"

Therese is now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Rudd follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Rudd tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Kev!"


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