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  Amish Carrige Ride
 
 
An Amish mother & her daughter were riding around in their carrige one cold wintry day.

The daughter is quivering cold & say's "mom, my hands are cold".
"don't worry hunny, put them between your legs & your body temperature will warm them up".

The next day, the daughter is riding in the carriage with her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend says, "baby, my hands are cold".
"Don't worry hunny, put them between my legs & my body temperature will warm them."
so he does.

The next day she was riding with her boyfriend again & he said "Baby, my nose is cold."
"Don't worry hunny, put it between my legs & my body temperature will warm it"

the next day she's in the carriage again with her boyfriend & he say's "Baby, my dick is frozen solid"
"Don't worry hunny, put it between my legs & my body temperature will warm it."

The next day she's in the carriage with her mother.
She asks' her mother if she knows what a dick is.
worried, her mother replies "yes hunny.Why?"
"well they can get preety messy when they're defrosted"



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