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  Elderly Prenuptial Agreement
 
 
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: "I want to keep my house."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "And I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."

He said: "That's fine with me...Put me down for Fridays."




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