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  LITTLE JOHNNY ON GRAMMAR
 
 
Little JOHNNY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, JOHNNY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow You to go."

Little JOHNNY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"


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