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  Wal-Mart Wine
 
 
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new
discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery
of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2
to $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for
cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, Director of Marketing, "but the right
name is still very important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity
are:

10. Chateau Trailer Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). Bottoms Up!



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