Adult Jokes Adult Jokes Home
 

Contact Us


  Search Jokes
  Enter Keyword


  Login
  User Name
  Password

 

Sign Up Now Forgot Password


  Joke Categories
   

HARD SEX

(36)
   Bar and Drinking(11)
   Blonde(34)
   Computer(9)
   Disgusting(11)
   Fart(4)
   Gay(8)
   In -Laws(1)
   Lame/Tame(12)
   Language(6)
   Law and Laywers(5)
   Little Johnny(24)
   Locality - Aussie(26)
   Locality - Irish(11)
   Locality -Other(16)
   Locality -US(8)
   Misc(121)
   Old Age(37)
   One Liners(27)
   Political(12)
   Priceless(10)
   Religion(27)
   Sex(48)
   Sports(18)
   Twisted Nursery rhymes(9)
   Wedded Bliss(50)
   Work(18)

 Joke Of the Day
  Aussie radio





  Milk
 
 
The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.

Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with humility, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Don't sell that cow."


Joke Info
Contributor: Joker
Rating: Rated 3.92 from 12 votesRated 3.92 from 12 votesRated 3.92 from 12 votesRated 3.92 from 12 votesRated 3.92 from 12 votes


Print This Save This Email This Post Comments
 
Rate this jokes 1 2 3 4 5




Copyright © 2005-2006 http://www.xxjokes.com/jokes/ Adult Jokes & Pictures