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  Go the Power! (AFL)
 
 

POWER FAILURE
Port Power training was cancelled the other day due to a suspicious white powder found on the field.
After calling in the police and having the substance inspected it was discovered this substance was in fact the goal square.
Training resumed as it was assumed Port Power would never encounter this substance again.

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Port Power are making a help-line available for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance.
The help-line number is 1800 10 10 10
That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!!

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Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Port Power shirt to bed?
Answer: You ain't gonna score!!!

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Osama Bin Laden has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday.
To prove that appearance was not pre-recorded Osama stated that he, "watched the footy on the weekend and Port Power were crap!"
UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could of happened any time over the past year.





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