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  Wonky donky
 
 
What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

A winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?

A bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, makin' love while
breaking wind?

A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, makin' love while
breaking wind. Wearing blue suede shoes?

A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano?

A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing the piano and driving a UPS truck?

Fuckin' talented.


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