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  Midlife Crisis
 
 
Married 32 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 32 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 52 year old woman.You're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 20 year old blond to sleep with and she would see to it that I would once again live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa bed, and watch a 10 inch black and white TV.



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