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  Screw her?
 
 
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, that provided them their food.

Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! The lawyer climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating in a raft heading toward their island.

The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman in a raft, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know we've been on this island for months now, without a woman. It's been a long time...do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"


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