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  Clock Shop
 
 
A Bloke is walking down the street & enters a Clock & Watch Shop.

While looking around, he notices a drop-dead gorgeous blonde female shop assistant behind the counter.

He walks up to her, unzips his pants, and places his cock on the counter.

'What the hell do you think you are doing'? She asks.

'This is a Clock shop not a cock shop!'

The Bloke replied: 'Yes I Know it is - I Want your two hands & face put on This!'



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