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  White Duck
A little old lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. "Oh,
dear," the lady said, "come on, I'll clean you!"

She took a Kleenex from her purse and whipped the duck clean. After finishing, she urged the duck away saying, "Be careful next time!"

She walked on and another duck with poop all over it crossed her way. Again she took out a Kleenex and cleaned the little duck. She warned this one as well and the duck took off. Soon after, she encountered a third duck with the same problem. "Now I've had it!" she whined, "What
have you all been doing?" And for the third time she played Florence Nightingale and tended to the duck.

She continued her stroll when suddenly she heard a voice from the bushes.

"Hey, you, lady!" shouted Little Johnny, sounding in some distress.

"Yes?" she replied.

"Do you have a Kleenex?" Little Johnny asked.

"No, not anymore," she answered, "I've just used them all."

"Too bad. I guess I'll just have to find another duck," replied Little Johnny.

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