A very successful Nigerian Man in Holland parked his brand-new Lexus in
front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got
out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the
The man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the cops, and within
minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the Nigerian man
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up
the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same,
no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the man finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the
officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you Nigerians are", he said. "You are so focused on your
possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Nigerian man. The cop
replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It
must have gotten torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the man; My Rolex, "Where's my Rolex?