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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. if that ever happens, just pull the plug."


She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

Fucking Bitch...



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