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  Aussie radio

A man on his way home from work, comes to a dead halt in traffic and
thinks to himself, "This traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's
even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines
of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Constable, what's the
hold up?"

The constable replies, "It's Eddie McGuire. He's just so depressed
about his personal life - the thought of moving with Carla & Joseph to
Sydney and the state of disruption amongst his beloved Magpies, Channel
nine losing the football coverage, having to give up The Footy Show, Who
wants to be a Millionaire, and his Triple M radio show, that he's
stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway and he's
threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for
the new house renovations at Point Piper and to bring his current
house in Toorak up to scratch to put it on the market. We're taking up a
collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you got so far?"

"About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

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