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Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So your ass is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No women who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did your best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on your thighs
I swear on gramma's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the game is on
And get me another beer



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Contributor: Norm
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