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  T-G-I-F
 
 
A man got on an elevator in a tall building.
When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she
greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F".
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and
said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
"T-G-I-F. It means "Thank Goodness It's Friday". Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T -- "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday". duuhh!!




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