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Two boys are playing rugby league in a park on the Eastern Suburbs when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy grabbed a branch and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and topping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Rooster Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not an Rooster fan," the little hero replied. "

Sorry, since we're on the Eastern Suburbs, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.

"Young Rabbits Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack, ..." he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Rabbits fan either!", the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Eastern Suburbs was either for the Rooster's or the Rabbits." "So what team DO you barrack for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Canterbury fan!", the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Prick from Lakemba Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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