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An Aboriginal walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said "G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided.
Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The Aboriginal said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullshit!".
The man behind the counter said "Well you fuckin' started it!".


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