A guy walks into a bar with an Octopus.
He sits the Octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that his Octopus is a very talented Musician.
"I Bet you $50 he can play any musical Instrument better than you have ever heard before"
A guy walks up and puts his guitar next to the Octopus and says "Well, lets see then"
Immediately the Octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing and everyone agrees that he is better than Jimi Hendrix
The guitar man pays up his $50.
Another guy who is not convinced Offers up his Trumpet.
This time the Octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrong.
The guy pays up his $50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes.
He puts them down and the Octopus fumbles with them for a
Minute and then sits down with a confused look. Ha Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye cannae play it, can yae ?"
The Octopus looks up at him and says........ "Play it???? ....
I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its Pyjamas off."