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  Pregnant
 
 
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from
work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but
thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her. When she
said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
when she told him that she was pregnant!

He kissed her and told her,"That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how
she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN
PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive."


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