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Two families move from Afghanistan to Australia.
When they arrive the two fathers make a bet.

In a year's time whichever family has become more Australian will win.

A year later they meet again:
The first man says, "My son is playing AFL, I had a meat pie with sauce for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of VB, How about you?"

The second man replies :
"FUCK OFF Towel head




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