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  Hillary's Handwriting
 
 
One cold, but sunny winter morning, Bill Clinton is out jogging in the park. He is running past a big pile of snow, when he notices something strange. In the snow, "Bill Clinton is an
idiot" is written in urine. Furious, he hurries back home and contacts his head security guard, asking him to solve the mystery.

A few days later, Bill's security guard returns. He tells Bill that their scientists have concluded their testing on the matter, and that there is good and bad news.

"Well, give me the good news first," Bill says.

"The good news is, that it was Al Gore's urine."

"That's the GOOD news?" the President shouts. "What's the bad news then?"

"It was Hillary's handwriting," the chief says.



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