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  No one would worry
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy
walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell
sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis
this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a
blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
"See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the
140 million Iraqis!"

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