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  There IS a God
 
 
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening
came and morning came and it was the Second Day.

On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies
on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning
came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to
provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God
saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that
it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with,so God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired
and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear
children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. Evening came and it was
the end of the Seventh day.

God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the raucous
laughter of all the Blokes and Sheilas and the hiss of stobbies being opened,
smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it
was not just good,it was better than that, it was bloody good.

IT WAS AUSTRALIA



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