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  work conditions
The Grievance

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark
workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the
administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work
periods. You do not
always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in
designated area
and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take
you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the
workplace! rather messy
at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct
protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are
unable to work double
shifts. you sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


The Management

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