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  Going to the Butchers
 
 
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman
and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very
proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her
husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop
for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and
in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with
pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again,
she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what
she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable
to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband
to the store...

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What were you thinking?

Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!



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